Hey, doing some poop today. This is Unicorn Poop, bred by Thug Pug, and sold under the Tantalus Labs brand. I grabbed this offering because I wanted to see if it were similar to the Unicorn Poop sent to me by

Looking at OMY Kush Cookies today, producer here is Abba Medix. Barney’s Farm has this Rolex OG x Cookies cross called Cookies Kush, and that’s what I thought I was buying here. Interpreting the name of this offering like Color Cannabis’

Checking out a Pink Cookies today, by Pharm Craft. Co. The listing says this is better known as Wedding Cake. Lineage Wedding Cake, as per Leafly is a Triangle Kush crossed to Animal Mints, and they also note it's synonymous with Pink

Looking at an unbranded version of Archive's Do-Si-Dos, a cross between the OGKB girl scout cookie and Archive's Face Off OG. Buyer Motivation Fan of the breeder. Visuals Smaller buds, some bordering on popcorn sized. Light green colour with saturated orange stigma. Surface detail

Thanks for joining me today. This one's about Broken Coast's Pipe Dream. I'm a Broken Coast medical patient, but I purchased this offering from the Alberta Cannabis store because it was available at a lesser price than the medical store, and

Looking at an unbranded version of Archive's Rainbow Driver. We've seen a great home grown version of this previously, so I'm looking forward to seeing how this stacks up. Buyer Motivation Fan of the breeder, seen it via home grown previously Visuals Visuals are

Looking at an unbranded Gelato #41 today, this is bred by Cookies. Lineage Thin Mint Cookies x Sunset Sherbet Buyer Motivation Strain name Visuals Good visuals. Cylindrical buds coming to sharp peaks. Trim is very good. Trichome coverage is noticeable; orange stigmas are more prominent than

Checking out an unbranded Meat Breath today, this is bred by Thug Pug. Buyer Motivation Hype for the offering Visuals Great looks on this flower. Buds are smaller, and somewhat spherical. The crown of the bud is rather plateaued, but includes some really some

Doing Kosher Kush here, bred by DNA. Here's a link to the story on how it was created, it's interesting. Buyer Motivation Strain name and breeder Visuals Shape is rounded, size is full. Surface detail is blurred by the amount of trim impressed back to

Looking at another version of Gorilla Glue today, this was produced by Northern Green and sold through a brand called Ecotone. BUYER MOTIVATION New brand, on sale VISUALS Visuals are poor here. Trim is close. Buds are mostly small, and appear like a large

Taking a look at Silver Surfer today.   Lineage Blue Dream x Super Silver Haze Buyer Motivation Lineage Visuals Great visuals. Conical buds that taper at both ends. Good structure. Purple tips and acceptable coverage. Gets a little frilly around the skirt with the trim, but nothing

Looking down God's Green Crack today, this is a very popular cultivar bred by Jordan of the Islands. Lineage Jordan's God Bud crosses are all named using the same system, so it's safe to assume this is God Bud with Green Crack.

Looking at Pineapple Express today, the cultivar. I'm not a big lover of this offering, I'll admit, I don't even know how fast pineapples are. But I'll give it my best shot. Lineage Multiple breeders offer something called Pineapple Express, some are Trainwreck

Looking at Purple Punch today. I first encountered this cultivar in San Diego, paid $20USD for a gram. Came in a cute little bottle and was wildly disappointing. Check the review out here. Lineage Supposed to be a Larry OG with a GrandDaddy

Doing BC Rockstar here, a BC staple. This listing is billed as a quad A. Lineage Rockstar is Soma's Rockbud with Sensi Star, I think that's the accepted and assumed lineage. There are a few breeders offering a Rockstar, perhaps it's my

Checking out a new brand today, QOB, they're calling this Blue Topaz, but it's really In House Genetic's Slurricane Lineage Purple Punch x Do-Si-Dos BUYER MOTIVATION Strain name, was on sale VISUALS Visuals are mostly good. Buds appear well grown, and show ingesting colouring. Surface detail

Looking at Gelato here today, an unbranded, quad A Gelato actually. Lineage The vendor notes this is a Sunset Sherbet crossed to a Thin Mint GSC, done by Cookies. Buyer Motivation Qualitative designation. Visuals Looks are above average. Trim is pretty good for the quoted quality.

Looking at an unbranded Pine Tar Kush today. Lineage Although the lineage is unknown, this  is listed as a descendant of Kush. Leafly is a bit more specific, calling this a pure indica sourced from Pakistan. Buyer Motivation Curiosity. Visuals Size is smaller to medium, morphology

Reviewing an unbranded version of Comatose OG here, which is said to be an OG Kush with an unknown indica plant.  Buyer Motivation Price Visuals Buds appear as a rounded triangle but they are actually 3 smaller spherical nodes positioned together. Colouring is regular,

Checking out Dancehall, as produced by Peace Naturals, and sold under their brand Spinach. This is a CBD dominant cultivar, it doesn't make fabulous numbers but does have a likeable flavour profile.  Genealogy for this cultivar shares some starting points with Cannatonic,

Checking out Platinum OG here today. The listing calls this back to breeder Apothecary genetics, and it's a cross of Master Kush and a OG Kush.  And it's probably the platinum behind the Platinum of Platinum Kush Mints fame. Buyer Motivation Attraction from

Looking at Apricot Kush here today, which, according to me, is a cultivar named after one of the more unpopular fruits. Vancouver Seed Bank lists this one as being bred by Ancestral Seeds but doesn't give the lineage. Buyer Motivation Price. Visuals The single gram

Looking at an unbranded Screwhead OG here today. After doing the StratCann call with Dunn, I was interested in trying the Island Pink Screwhead, and the parents, which are Island Pink, and this Screwhead OG. I try to review based on price

Doing an unbranded Big Buddha Cheese here today. The thing about cheese strains, is they smell flowery but taste off-putting. With this one, it's a bit softer, perhaps because of the Afghani parent. Lineage Said to be a pairing of Cheese and Afghani

Looking at London Pound today, I think this is normally called London Pound Cake, bred by Cookies. I don't really know much about Cookie bred varieties, but one of favourite breeders (In House Genetics) has taken this London Pound Cake, and

Doing Kalifornia today. This has Kolab and Lotus on the package, one of them probably bagged this and the other grew it. The nifty bit of this offering is this is actually a Bhodi bred cultivar. This breeder is responsible for

Looking at an unbranded UK Cheese here today. Lineage This is said to be a Skunk #1 phenotype. The vendor uses the familiar Exodus story for this listing. Buyer Motivation I want to like Cheese Visuals Smaller scraggly buds. Structure not full, some

Welcome to the review today, this is an unbranded Chernobyl, bred by SubCool. The lineage is the cool part here, or at least I think so. Lineage Formally this is a Blood Wreck crossed to Jack the Ripper. Blood Wreck is a Train

Hey thanks for joining me for the review today; on this website, where I review the cannabis in the container, totally separate from my personal feelings on a producer's approach to their consumers, such as the one depicted in this

Thanks for joining me today, we're going to review an unbranded version of Lindsay OG. In a nutshell, this is a very well regarded, cup winning, OG of unknown lineage, named after Lindsay, Ontario and bred by Chad Jackett of Liberty

Got a drink review for you today, this is Houseplant Lemon. This is Tweed licensing the Seth Rogan brand, of which there is little overlap here in Canada.  Feel Light feel int he mouth, very drinkable. TASTE Not sweet at all. Carbonation makes good fizz

Today we review a tea bag. This one is called Focus No. 350, it's done by TerrAscend, and is sold through their brand Haven St. Tea, particularly loose leaf tea has some parallels with cannabis, especially in the way you navigate

Hey thanks for joining me for the review today. This review is part of two drink reviews I did one night. Here we'll discuss Little Victory Dark Cherry. This is another HEXO drink. These reviews go pretty quick, I show pictures of the

Looking at Quatreau's Ginger + Lime in this review. This was my favourite drink of the 5, just for how drinkable it was. Wasn't heavy, not a lot of sugar. Besides the cloudy appearance, there's not much separating this from sparkling

Looking at Tweed's Houndstooth & Soda today. Quick cuts on this one; it's below average price, below average content. Below average price by volume. When you do the math on content, it's a bit more expensive than average. Flavour Tastes are abbreviated sweets over

Looking at a Tilray offering, or High Tide. This is Mango Passionfruit, sold under the Everie brand. All CBD on this one, at half the price of the average price per mg of cannabinoid with respect to the other drinks I

Thanks for joining me for the review, we're looking at HEXO's Tropical Fruit. This was the strongest of the 5, you could really taste the cannabis. Tied for second highest for the amount of sugar contained. It was the most expensive of the

Checking out Tweed's Bakerstreet & Ginger today, thanks for joining me for it. This is like pop. And not the movie theatre or fast food pop that's watered down. This is thick, sugar soda pop like you'd get out of a

Intro Thanks for joining me for the review today, we're looking at Mollo 5. This is one of five cannabis drinks I've purchased. Thought I would put together a review of each, with some calculations on the averages based on the five purchases. I

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each. And I’ve summarized comments from a registered

GUMMY REVIEWS This is one of 4 reviews of gummy edible product completed March of 2021. Instead of reporting on my purchase history, we've written a report that includes all gummy products in the market. See it here. PURCHASE METHOD Selection methodology was buying

GUMMY REVIEWS This is one of 4 reviews of gummy edible product completed March of 2021. PURCHASE METHOD Selection methodology was buying one flavour of each brand of gummy I hadn’t tried before. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I

Gummy Reviews This is one of 4 reviews of gummy edible product completed March of 2021. Purchase method Selection methodology was buying one flavour of each brand of gummy I hadn't tried before. Timing All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. Review Protocol I

Gummy Reviews This is one of 4 reviews of gummy edible product completed March of 2021. Purchase method Selection methodology was buying one flavour of each brand of gummy I hadn't tried before. Timing All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. Review Protocol I

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed last of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. As I said before, there’s no set protocol with these reviews. I try to get you all the sensory observations needed to approach the product; and I’ll tell you

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 6th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. Time of review was 6:28pm. Again, no set protocol with these reviews. I've lazily reviewed a few chocolate review criteria, and I make sensory observations about the

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 5th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. No set protocol with these reviews. I make sensory observations about the product only. Consumer Report In lieu of price and content calculations based on my small purchase dataset,

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 4th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. Again, no set protocol with these reviews. I make sensory observations about the product; and I’ll tell you my preference, in hopes it helps you make your

Chocolate Reviews Reviewed 3rd of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. As I said before, there's no set protocol with these reviews. I try to get you all the sensory observations needed to approach the product; and I'll tell you

Edible Reviews Second in the set of 7 chocolate reviews here. All reviews were completed concurrently, within about an hour. And there's no set protocol. I make sensory observations, and provide comment based on my personal preferences. Consumer Report I've decided not to add price

Edible Reviews I completed 7 chocolate reviews in March of 2021, this is the first of the set. All reviews were completed concurrently, within about an hour. And there's no set protocol. I make sensory observations, and provide comment based on my

Looking at Kolab’s live resin product here today. This is ICC THCA Diamonds. This is listed as a hydrocarbon extraction, it’s a live resin product but they talk more about THCA and Diamonds in the product description. And you can see

Looking at a live resin product today, this is Aurora's San Rafael '71 OG Chemdawg. The description calls this a hydrocarbon extraction, butane or propane is a typical solvent for this type of product. And it's a live resin, which leads

Looking at Qwest's Blendcraft Sativa shatter today, a half gram package. BUYER MOTIVATION Was also trying a cheaper option VISUALS Good, looks clean. Nice balance between opaque and transparent. Leaves very little residue after use. FEEL Can be hand loaded SMELL No smell TASTE Little or no taste at all. VALUE Costs

Checking out Dad Bod Sativa shatter today. This was listed as Sour D, but you could peel pack the label to see it was previously called Sour Grape, which, strangely enough, is the feeling I got from buying this. I do the

Reviewing a wax product here. This is Qwest's sub-brand Blendcraft, and the product is called Sativa Wax. Review Protocol This is the first wax review I've performed. Just going to give sensory analysis, no price analysis. Also not going to use the Volcano

I did a vape cartridge review a while back. Didn't really enjoy it, but I did find the convenience intriguing.  Friday night is TV night in my house; usually watch a movie or a TV show. Most of my weed stuff

Doing diamonds today. From what I understand, THCA can form a lattice structure. Generally its just the molecules arranging themselves according to subtle charges within it, much like two magnets will rearrange when in close proximity of each other. It's a

Doing a vape cartridge today. This one was built by Haven St. and it is my first retail vape cartridge purchase. I grabbed this at Lake City Cannabis when I was bringing Ryan the Creek Congo gifted by Andrea at Village

Here we review a pre-roll product, this particular one is Grand Daddy Purp. This is produced by DelShen, sold under their brand 48 North. The package included 3 pre-rolls, total weight of the dried cannabis across the 3 was 1.05 grams, so

Today we review Blend 14 Pre-Roll by Canaca or High Park, better known as Tilray. This is the 13th pre-roll review I've conducted. For those just joining these reviews, I don't actually use this product, we're going to open it up

Today we have CannTrust's Gold Kush pre-roll product, this is sold under their Liiv brand and they call it Kinky Kush. We've reviewed Gold Kush before in whole flower form, I felt it's recommendable. Quality is evident for Gold Kush

Today, we review Organigram's Critical Kush (City Lights) pre-roll product. This is my 9th review of an Organigram product, and my 10th review of a pre-roll product purchased from the Alberta Cannabis online store. This particular pre-roll contains 0.5 grams of

Riddled with seeds and comparatively expensive, this Organigram Wabanaki Pre-roll yields no surprises. Hey everybody, thanks for joining me for another review. We're looking at Organigram's Wabanaki Pre-roll today. I've reviewed the whole flower version previously, and we'll see similar

Tweed's Sunset pre-roll demonstrates excellent olfactory properties despite containing a small amount of seed material. There are three main notes to take from this review. This Sunset smells fantastic. It is more expensive than its competitors. I feel there is less

Like the two previously reviewed offerings of CannTrust's Warlock, this pre-roll product contains a large portion of seeds. For this review, the rolling paper was removed from the pre-roll and a filter box was used to separate the dried cannabis material

Aurora thoroughly disappoints with their Aurora Aces THC Indica Pre-Roll product, which includes a large amount of mature and immature seeds. This is my 4th pre-roll that I've removed from the paper and so far, they all have had seeds inside. I've

Like both of the previously reviewed Starseed products, this Jack Here Pre-Roll also has numerous seeds and lacks any detectable olfactory character. Today we review Starseeds' Jack Herer Pre-Roll. We've reviewed the whole flower version of this offering, feel free to

Aphria's Pre-roll product of Alien Dawg (Solei Renew) contains a staggering amount of seeds. The dried cannabis in this pre-roll is Aphria's Alien Dawg or Solei Renew. Check back to my review of the dried flower product for lineage and observations

Organigram continues their track record with another 2 offerings that include a staggering amount of seeds, this time it's their pre-rolled product. Below, we review Organigram's Pre-Rolled Casa Blanca and Trail Blazer Prohibition Blend pre-rolls by removing the paper and

We've got a gram of Subway Scientist in a Volcano, let's talk about it. I over-romanticize cannabis genetics, and I'm going to continue doing so. Value aside, preferred or hated, box branded or ziplock craft, I hope to do justice to