Hey pancakenap here with Tantalus Labs Wedding Crashers I remember this as bad flower, might as well get that right out there. It looked old, and was more than double the packaging length of my average purchase. There were several instances

Squid Pants here checking out some gifted cannabis.  This was sent to me from Alberta by Pancakenap and they’ve reviewed it too, so check that out for a second opinion. Ladies Night For some reason I think it should be Lady’s Night,

Hello pancakenap here with North 40's Ladies Night, which is the name they gave to their grow of In House's Double Kush Breath. Purchase stats Bought this one from North 40's medical store in mid-September. I completed the review on September 29

Hey pancakenap here with Okanna Craft's Mac Flurry, which is sold under the BC Black brand. Joint Venture Craft Cannabis is shown as the producer.  Summary Pretty quick narrative here. This is excellent cannabis that will hit high marks in most of

Hey there, pancakenap here writing about some flower I purchased at North 40 called El Gordo. Summary The was a really nice, gassy OG Kush with a some well rounded earth tones playing secondary which give the flavour profile a big body.

It’s Squid Pants here and we need to have a little talk. This isn’t Pink Kush, this is Tom Ford Pink Kush.  Tom Ford Pink Kush is, from my perspective, simply inferior.  More than once I’ve gotten what I thought

Hey pancakenap here. I'm looking at Cosmic Funk by North 40's processor brand Red Barn. Grower on this batch was The Victoria Cannabis Company, I surmise. Real name of the flower being offered here is Space Cake, by Bohdi. Summary Cosmic Funk was

Hey-o, pancakenap here doing Gary Payton by Cookies! When this website is not under attack from a country in west Africa, about 50% of our traffic comes from the US, the other half is from Canada. Cookies is an American brand,

Hey pancakenap here. We're doing Bohdi's Cobra Lips today and the producer is one of the BZam locations in BC.  The cutting flavour profile is why you'd buy this. It doesn't have a wide distribution of balanced tastes; instead it's mostly

Hey pancakenap here. We're doing Seed Junky's Animal Face today and the producer is Carmel.  Top ranks were awarded for this offering but I didn't really feel like that was going to happen when I opened it. Visuals are top notch,

Squid Pants here, today I’m looking at Full Sesh's Bamboo Honey. A few years back I was in Bangkok.  One night I was out for a walk in one of the more interesting parts of the city where I’m pretty sure

Hey it's pancakenap here and I'm looking at Farm Gas today. Farm Gas This is bred by a company named Occo, which is owned by Aurora. North 40 was the first to offer this, and now Aurora has an offering that they've

Hey pancakenap here with Natural History's Tally Man today.  I liked this one, I think it's a winning offering. But there were problems with the package I purchased. There's was good stuff going on here, for a somewhat attractive price, but

Got some Citizen Stash Chocolate Sour Diesel today. Let's look at it real quick and I can tell you why I didn't like it. Store This was purchased at The Peak Cannabis Co in Calgary Alberta, during their closing sale. I grabbed

Hey there, pancakenap is your reviewer today and we got Broken Coast's Amnesia Haze.  I'd call it a decent offering with a simple flavour profile. I often find myself longing for tropical tastes as the summer begins but that requires starting

Hey there, doing Ogen's dosi-GMOsi #13 today. Got a few particulars to run through on this one so let's get to it. This retail Cannabis was gifted to me, I didn't buy it Every review I've done so far was bought at

Hey panacaknap here doing JOI Botanicals Super Lemon Haze CBD Summary This is a 2:1 CBD to THC offering of Super Lemon Haze. Quality is more than good enough for the price point (I paid $23). Being a CBD dominant offering, it

Hey pancakenap, late to the game with Organnicraft Platinum Grapes. A bunch of notable reviewers have already seen this. Besides the pictures and purchase stats, I don't really have anything new to add here. Like everyone else, I found good quality.

Intro Squid Pants here, today we are going to look at Jealousy under the BLKMKT label.  This is another very hyped and recommended-to-me release.  Who am I to say no to peer pressure?  If everyone else is smoking this then me

Intro Squidpants here looking at Platinum Grapes from Organnicraft.  I am a big fan of grape scents and tastes as well as a big fan of really good weed.  This particular product is backed by a lot of consumer hype, let’s

Hey pancakenap here, with BC Green's Gelato Soap. Summary Gelato Soap offers a pine central profile with unique balance between the primary and secondary notes. I felt it had the elements of a traditional gelato mixed in an atypical arrangement. I felt

pancakenap here, and I have Tribal's Gelato Mint Summary This offering came highly recommended to me, and I've seen it recommended by other notable reviewers. The particular package had a couple detractions to note. Packaging time was notably low but the cannabis

Hey pancakenap here. I have an offering by Ritual (Mernova Medicinal) today, this is their HPG13. Summary This is well grown flower with a basic flavour profile, priced slightly above average. Even thought it appears high quality, the lacklustre flavour it provides

Hey pancakenap here, I'm reviewing BC Green's version of Thug Pug's Stankasaurus. Summary Thanks for joining me today. I found this one to be an attractive representation of some very common tastes. For the price, I thought it was attractive but I note

Intro If you are expecting Subcool’s Space Queen then I’m afraid you are going to be disappointed.  Squid Pants here checking out a Space Queen that isn’t a Space Queen but may be a comment on the type of halitosis that

Hey pancakenap here with an XMG Root Beer. Summary This is an old time tasting Root Beer with 10mg of THC and a very high price. Taste Taste is very sweet and caramel heavy with long notes of drippy molasses and tobacco. That's over-describing

Hey pancakenap here drinking Mollo Lime. Mollo I've tried Mollo before. It's fine. Nothing I'd seek out, but I don't mind drinking one. Store So I'm in Value Buds one day with a list of drink and edible products I'd like to buy. I'm

Hey pancakenap here doing a beverage review. We're looking at Collective Project Mango Pineapple & Coconut today. I've seen Collective Project being recommended by a few people I follow on Twitter and I know they're one of the better selling beverage

Hey pancakenap here doing a beverage review. We're looking at Summit Lemonade Iced Tea today. Grabbed a few drinks and thought I would review them. These go pretty quick and just hits the high points of the product. We track the

  Hey, pancakenap here with a beverage review, this is Impromptu's 1:1 Blue Majik Lemonade Kombucha. Summary I thought this was a great product available at a rather unobtainable price point ($6.96, on sale). When I say great, I mean I thoroughly enjoyed

  Hey, pancakenap here, with a beverage review. This time it's Bedfellows' Haus Mates. I suppose cannabinoid content is an interesting point. The ratio is 3:1 THC to CBD (7.5mg THC, 2.5mg CBD). Short review here today. Below, I just make a few

Hey, pancakenap here. I saw this Sweet Justice OG Cola pop up in the store, and I thought it was kinda cool. I think it's the first legal cola product in Canada. I just let it pass me by, I

Got a drink review for you today, this is Houseplant Lemon. This is Tweed licensing the Seth Rogan brand, of which there is little overlap here in Canada.  Feel Light feel int he mouth, very drinkable. TASTE Not sweet at all. Carbonation makes good fizz

Today we review a tea bag. This one is called Focus No. 350, it's done by TerrAscend, and is sold through their brand Haven St. Tea, particularly loose leaf tea has some parallels with cannabis, especially in the way you navigate

Hey thanks for joining me for the review today. This review is part of two drink reviews I did one night. Here we'll discuss Little Victory Dark Cherry. This is another HEXO drink. These reviews go pretty quick, I show pictures of the

 Looking at Quatreau's Ginger + Lime in this review. This was my favourite drink of the 5, just for how drinkable it was. Wasn't heavy, not a lot of sugar. Besides the cloudy appearance, there's not much separating this from sparkling

Looking at Tweed's Houndstooth & Soda today. Quick cuts on this one; it's below average price, below average content. Below average price by volume. When you do the math on content, it's a bit more expensive than average. Flavour Tastes are abbreviated sweets over

Looking at a Tilray offering, or High Tide. This is Mango Passionfruit, sold under the Everie brand. All CBD on this one, at half the price of the average price per mg of cannabinoid with respect to the other drinks I

Thanks for joining me for the review, we're looking at HEXO's Tropical Fruit. This was the strongest of the 5, you could really taste the cannabis. Tied for second highest for the amount of sugar contained. It was the most expensive of the

Checking out Tweed's Bakerstreet & Ginger today, thanks for joining me for it. This is like pop. And not the movie theatre or fast food pop that's watered down. This is thick, sugar soda pop like you'd get out of a

Hey pancakenap here, hope I got this product name right: Deep Space Xpress. Is that it? Or is it Cannabis-Infused Gummy by Deep Space Xpress? I don't know. Producer in the fine print is Supreme Cannabis, so that's the party

Intro It’s Squid Pants here.  I’ve reviewed this brand before on Twitter, and I wasn’t impressed.

One word cannabis edible review:
Vile. pic.twitter.com/6hGLCK1tYL

— SquidPants (@squidgrow) August 11, 2022

Of course this doesn’t tell you why it’s vile, if it was just the one specific flavour that was vile and so on.  So, by the

Intro It’s Squid Pants here and today I am seeing what $2.00 gets you in the legal cannabis market.  Past experience says across categories you get disappointment regardless of price, let’s see if that trend holds here! Producer Twd. What else can be added,

Intro Hey, Squid Pants here with an edible review!  This line from Spinach features jelly candies in a non-cube shape of non-teeny size.  In the legal Canadian market that’s kind of noteworthy.  Now that expectations are set, let’s get to it! Producer This

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Sunshower Mango Tangerine, which is a Dynaleo brand. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial online store (that

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Sugar Leaf Strawberry Peach THC gummies, and the producer is Bliss Co for this one. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grabbed one offering from every brand

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Twd. Sativa & Strawberry, a product by Canopy Growth. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial online store

Hey, panackenap here, with Alpha Berry, by Daize. Which is a brand under the Dynaleo umbrella. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial online store (that I haven't seen yet). This is

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Spinach's Sourz product, produced by Peace Naturals The flavour I am reviewing today is Blue Raspberry Watermelon. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Goofy Grape, by Chew Me, which is Weed Me's edible brand. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Kanha Strawberry, from Reef Organic. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial online store (that I haven't seen

Hey pancakenap here, doing another group of gummy reviews. This one is on Dynathrive Apple Cider Vinegar gummies, which is a CBD gummy done by a producer called Dynaleo. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand

Hey pancakenap here. Gummy Reviews Preparing to do some more gummy reviews from the legal side coming up. Thought I’d post this review on a gummy product that came from the legacy side, for comparative purposes. Short review here. There’s no ingredients list

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed last of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. As I said before, there’s no set protocol with these reviews. I try to get you all the sensory observations needed to approach the product; and I’ll tell you

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 6th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. Time of review was 6:28pm. Again, no set protocol with these reviews. I've lazily reviewed a few chocolate review criteria, and I make sensory observations about the

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 5th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. No set protocol with these reviews. I make sensory observations about the product only. Consumer Report In lieu of price and content calculations based on my small purchase dataset,

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 4th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. Again, no set protocol with these reviews. I make sensory observations about the product; and I’ll tell you my preference, in hopes it helps you make your

Chocolate Reviews Reviewed 3rd of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. As I said before, there's no set protocol with these reviews. I try to get you all the sensory observations needed to approach the product; and I'll tell you

Edible Reviews Second in the set of 7 chocolate reviews here. All reviews were completed concurrently, within about an hour. And there's no set protocol. I make sensory observations, and provide comment based on my personal preferences. Consumer Report I've decided not to add price

Edible Reviews I completed 7 chocolate reviews in March of 2021, this is the first of the set. All reviews were completed concurrently, within about an hour. And there's no set protocol. I make sensory observations, and provide comment based on my

Intro Squid Pants here and today we are giving a nod to the Jewish High Holidays of Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur by checking out a product that’s kosher and flavoured for the tastes of the Jewish new year.  No time

Intro Squid Pants here checking out a balanced cart from Viola.  This is from the medical market and I’m as unenthusiastic to write about it as the Canadian producer is!  Because I tried to contact them with questions but they just

Hey pancakenap here, got some MAC1 Bubble Hash by Hank or Embark Delta. Old review on an old product going on here. Bought this one at Shelter Market in fall of 2021, the product was about a year old at that

Hey pancakenap here, with a wax product, this one is called "Hybrid" by Crooked Dory. The producer here is Atlantic Cultivation or Noya Cannabis, both are listed. Newfoundland Perhaps the most interesting part of the review is the region this product is

Hey pancakenap here, with a live resin product; Purple Hills Lemon Pepper. Agripharm is the producer noted on the label for this one. Cleaning up some of the old reviews here today. I bought this one last year at Shelter Market's

Intro One dimensional, faint taste and tons of pseudoscientific marketing nonsense are the hallmarks of this I.C.C. cartridge from Kolab Project.  It’s Squid Pants here taking a bullet for all you good people. I.C.C. My guess is here I.C.C. is meant to stand

Hey there, pancakenap here, with a hash stick, by Hazel. Product Description Bought this at Value Buds, where there was no description given, just says indica on the label. I've seen this listed elsewhere and the vendor lists the offering as Death

Hey pancakenap here, with a review on Atlas Growers Terp Sauce. I have a few postive reviews for this producer, and their flower brand Natural History. So I'm surprised to say I didn't prefer this product and I'm having difficulty bringing

Hey pancakenap here, with a retail hash review, Simply Bare SFV OG Kush This is my first retail hash review. I haven't yet come up with a specific criteria to relay quality, so this review will be mostly descriptive. Basics I’m

Introduction It’s Squidpants bringing you a retail review.  This time we are looking at a hashish offering from the legal market, some dry sift from The Batch.  The Batch harkens back to the olden days when the type of weed you

Intro It’s Squidpants here checking out a half gram cart from Greybeard.  Love them, hate them or whatever them oil pens in whatever form are a non-trivial part of the legal and black markets.  On the good side they are convenient,

Hey pancakenap here, we're looking at Paradise Seeds' Delahaze. This is a live resin product, sold under the San Rafael '71 brand. This product was available in Alberta summer of 2021. San Rafael also offers a Pink Kush, but I waited

Looking at a one gram vape cartridge containing delta-9 distillate today. No brand here, this is legacy product. Vape Cart Experience This review is written by a vape cart rookie, I've got 2 under my belt at the time of writing. Technically

Reviewing an unbranded shatter product here. Check back to my other reviews of legal shatter products. This is legacy shatter, so price and quality are the interesting points to compare back to the legal reviews. Quick note outside the usual scope of

Was really impressed by the Kolab ICC diamonds, both from a quality and price standpoint, Tropicana Cookies. By both measures it was better than the diamond product I had reviewed previously. I felt a bit of pride for Canadian cannabis; thinking

Intro Squid Pants here looking at some Dosi Punch pre-rolls from Tommy’s Choice Cannabis.  If there’s one thing that legalization has taught me it’s that celebrity endorsement brands are like movie sequels; they almost always suck.  We didn’t have to get

Here we review a pre-roll product, this particular one is Grand Daddy Purp. This is produced by DelShen, sold under their brand 48 North. The package included 3 pre-rolls, total weight of the dried cannabis across the 3 was 1.05 grams, so

Today we review Blend 14 Pre-Roll by Canaca or High Park, better known as Tilray. This is the 13th pre-roll review I've conducted. For those just joining these reviews, I don't actually use this product, we're going to open it up

Today we have CannTrust's Gold Kush pre-roll product, this is sold under their Liiv brand and they call it Kinky Kush. We've reviewed Gold Kush before in whole flower form, I felt it's recommendable. Quality is evident for Gold Kush

Today, we review Organigram's Critical Kush (City Lights) pre-roll product. This is my 9th review of an Organigram product, and my 10th review of a pre-roll product purchased from the Alberta Cannabis online store. This particular pre-roll contains 0.5 grams of

Riddled with seeds and comparatively expensive, this Organigram Wabanaki Pre-roll yields no surprises. Hey everybody, thanks for joining me for another review. We're looking at Organigram's Wabanaki Pre-roll today. I've reviewed the whole flower version previously, and we'll see similar

Tweed's Sunset pre-roll demonstrates excellent olfactory properties despite containing a small amount of seed material. There are three main notes to take from this review. This Sunset smells fantastic. It is more expensive than its competitors. I feel there is less

Like the two previously reviewed offerings of CannTrust's Warlock, this pre-roll product contains a large portion of seeds. For this review, the rolling paper was removed from the pre-roll and a filter box was used to separate the dried cannabis material

Aurora thoroughly disappoints with their Aurora Aces THC Indica Pre-Roll product, which includes a large amount of mature and immature seeds. This is my 4th pre-roll that I've removed from the paper and so far, they all have had seeds inside. I've

Like both of the previously reviewed Starseed products, this Jack Here Pre-Roll also has numerous seeds and lacks any detectable olfactory character. Today we review Starseeds' Jack Herer Pre-Roll. We've reviewed the whole flower version of this offering, feel free to

Aphria's Pre-roll product of Alien Dawg (Solei Renew) contains a staggering amount of seeds. The dried cannabis in this pre-roll is Aphria's Alien Dawg or Solei Renew. Check back to my review of the dried flower product for lineage and observations

Organigram continues their track record with another 2 offerings that include a staggering amount of seeds, this time it's their pre-rolled product. Below, we review Organigram's Pre-Rolled Casa Blanca and Trail Blazer Prohibition Blend pre-rolls by removing the paper and

We've got a gram of Subway Scientist in a Volcano, let's talk about it. I over-romanticize cannabis genetics, and I'm going to continue doing so. Value aside, preferred or hated, box branded or ziplock craft, I hope to do justice to