Hey pancakenap here. I have an offering by Ritual (Mernova Medicinal) today, this is their HPG13. Summary This is well grown flower with a basic flavour profile, priced slightly above average. Even thought it appears high quality, the lacklustre flavour it provides

Hey pancakenap here, I'm reviewing BC Green's version of Thug Pug's Stankasaurus. Summary Thanks for joining me today. I found this one to be an attractive representation of some very common tastes. For the price, I thought it was attractive but I note

Intro If you are expecting Subcool’s Space Queen then I’m afraid you are going to be disappointed.  Squid Pants here checking out a Space Queen that isn’t a Space Queen but may be a comment on the type of halitosis that

  Hey pancakenap here. I've got Lindsay OG today. We've seen it on this website before, but this is the first time I've seen it available from a licensed source. Grower on this cut of Lindsay is Verte West, and it's

Intro It’s Squid Pants here and this review led me to wish for the existence of a frozen treat that would almost definitely be fatal to consume.  Let’s get started! Sorbetto Sorbetto is Zkittlez X Sunset Sherbet X Magnum Opus.  I admit Magnum

Hey pancakenap here, reviewing Thug Pug's Meat Breath, produced by Natural History. This is a whole flower product with a THC% under 20, so it was available for a discount price, I suspect. This particular product I bought also spent 310

pancakenap here, with Pure SunFarms Jet Fuel Gelato. Pure SunFarms I like writing reviews of Pure SunFarms products because whether you like them or not, they're a pillar in the Canadian cannabis industry. I'm always interested in what they're putting out, at

I hated this before I even opened it and was right to do so.  Hi, Squid Pants here and I am filled with nausea and regret! GMO Cookies GMO Cookies is GMO (Garlic Mushrooms Onion) which I find off-putting but not terrible,

  hey pancakenap here, I've got Next Friday's Kitchen Sink.  Next Friday No idea on this one. Producer is shown as Viridis, I've seen some posts that attribute the grow to Noble Growth. Either way, I'm perplexed on how to interpret this brand.  In 1995,

Intro It’s Squid Pants here checking out Frozen Lemons from Msiku.  Here we try and separate the cannabis from the context of the producer.  Mostly.  This review makes me uncomfortable, so let’s dive in and watch me fidget uncomfortably! Frozen Lemons Frozen Lemons

  pancakenap here, with sugarbud's Krypto Chronic #2. Sugarbud Krypto Chronic Store I got this one on discount at Alberta Cannabis' closing sale. Lineage This is a mix of Alien Cookies, Fruity Pebbles and Jet Fuel Gelato. Breeder Breeder is Alien Labs. Price Price for this offering ($25.99) was about

Black Sugar Rose From Color Intro The correct spelling is “Colour” and hey, it’s Squid Pants here, I’m an old man and GET OFF MY LAWN! Black Sugar Rose Black Sugar Rose is Sugar Black Rose by Delicious Seeds.  The genetics are Critical Mass

  pancakenap here, doing Greenterra's Wedding Cake. Greenterra Wedding Cake I got this one on steep discount at Shelter Market's closing sale. The quality is basic, but more than you'd expect from a $69 ounce, I'd expect. I gave the offering 47 out of

    INTRO Compelling genetics marred by numerous compromises.  Squid Pants here checking out Mtl Cannabis’ version of Cookies N’ Cream. Cookies N' Cream Cookies N’ Cream (in Quebec sold as Cookies N’ Crème) was originally bred by Exotic Genetics and is Startfighter X Girl

  hey pancakenap here, we got Carmel Cannabis' Peanut Butter Breath on deck. Peanut Butter Breath This is bred by Thug Pug and follows (what I regard as) proper nomenclature for a 'Breath' variety, as it includes the Mendo Breath (or recent descendant

  Hey pancakenap here, doing Greenway's Sun County Kush, as purchased through Shelter Market. This is a review of a budget greenhouse ounce. This package contained a large amount of stemmy lowers, popcorn bud, smalls, and some medium sized buds. I chose

  Hey pancakenap here, reviewing Purple Moonlight. Like the Gas Daddy review, I'm just phoning this in for awareness. This one has a unique flavour profile, that I didn't prefer but still thought it was wild enough to talk about. Read back

  Hey pancakenap here, with an Afghani, grown by legacy brand Sunkissed. Synopsis of this review is the flower is good quality greenhouse product with an interesting lineage. Lineage As per the vendor, the lineage here is Afghan Kush x OG Kush Visuals Probably one of

  Hey pancakenap here, I'm walking you through blind review #4. This is a review that Squid Pants and I perform together. We follow the review protocol as outlined below, and summarize what we found during the video call. Then we each

Hey pancakenap here, reviewing Gas Daddy. Bit of a slump review here today. Thought it was a cool product; good looks, new (to me) cross, cool colours etc. About halfway though this offering, I discovered powdery mildew in another offering sold

Hey pancakenap here, doing Prairie Grass' Bruce Banner, purchased through Shelter Market. We review a 3.5g package here today. Price was in the $7's per gram, or under $30 for an eighth. The review is pretty standard for a product at

Hey pancakenap here, with a Rockstar. This is a legacy market offering, so no brand is given and no producer takes credit for it. As a transition into the next section, a reminder: if I find a point of detraction in the

Intro High quality but high prices on this Lot 420's Gelato 33.  Squid Pants here, let’s see if this manages to justify its price. Gelato 33 Gelato 33 is definitely a cross of Sunset Sherbert and a Thin Mints GSC.  That’s the only

Intro Squid Pants here and today we have some old familiar tastes and scents.  I’m long winded far too often so let’s just get to it! (*Spoiler alert* I get long winded.) Craft Golden Berry *EDIT: So it seems I slightly misread an

Hey pancakenap here. Doing Kootenay's Finest Craft Cannabis Jellysickle. This is the second in a of a pair of reviews. Both are for In house Genetics' Jellysickle. Both are from a brand with Kootenay and Craft in the name. One is

  Hey, pancakenap here with a beverage review, this is Impromptu's 1:1 Blue Majik Lemonade Kombucha. Summary I thought this was a great product available at a rather unobtainable price point ($6.96, on sale). When I say great, I mean I thoroughly enjoyed

  Hey, pancakenap here, with a beverage review. This time it's Bedfellows' Haus Mates. I suppose cannabinoid content is an interesting point. The ratio is 3:1 THC to CBD (7.5mg THC, 2.5mg CBD). Short review here today. Below, I just make a few

Hey, pancakenap here. I saw this Sweet Justice OG Cola pop up in the store, and I thought it was kinda cool. I think it's the first legal cola product in Canada. I just let it pass me by, I

Got a drink review for you today, this is Houseplant Lemon. This is Tweed licensing the Seth Rogan brand, of which there is little overlap here in Canada.  Feel Light feel int he mouth, very drinkable. TASTE Not sweet at all. Carbonation makes good fizz

Today we review a tea bag. This one is called Focus No. 350, it's done by TerrAscend, and is sold through their brand Haven St. Tea, particularly loose leaf tea has some parallels with cannabis, especially in the way you navigate

Hey thanks for joining me for the review today. This review is part of two drink reviews I did one night. Here we'll discuss Little Victory Dark Cherry. This is another HEXO drink. These reviews go pretty quick, I show pictures of the

 Looking at Quatreau's Ginger + Lime in this review. This was my favourite drink of the 5, just for how drinkable it was. Wasn't heavy, not a lot of sugar. Besides the cloudy appearance, there's not much separating this from sparkling

Looking at Tweed's Houndstooth & Soda today. Quick cuts on this one; it's below average price, below average content. Below average price by volume. When you do the math on content, it's a bit more expensive than average. Flavour Tastes are abbreviated sweets over

Looking at a Tilray offering, or High Tide. This is Mango Passionfruit, sold under the Everie brand. All CBD on this one, at half the price of the average price per mg of cannabinoid with respect to the other drinks I

Thanks for joining me for the review, we're looking at HEXO's Tropical Fruit. This was the strongest of the 5, you could really taste the cannabis. Tied for second highest for the amount of sugar contained. It was the most expensive of the

Checking out Tweed's Bakerstreet & Ginger today, thanks for joining me for it. This is like pop. And not the movie theatre or fast food pop that's watered down. This is thick, sugar soda pop like you'd get out of a

Intro Thanks for joining me for the review today, we're looking at Mollo 5. This is one of five cannabis drinks I've purchased. Thought I would put together a review of each, with some calculations on the averages based on the five purchases. I

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Sunshower Mango Tangerine, which is a Dynaleo brand. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial online store (that

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Sugar Leaf Strawberry Peach THC gummies, and the producer is Bliss Co for this one. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grabbed one offering from every brand

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Twd. Sativa & Strawberry, a product by Canopy Growth. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial online store

Hey, panackenap here, with Alpha Berry, by Daize. Which is a brand under the Dynaleo umbrella. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial online store (that I haven't seen yet). This is

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Spinach's Sourz product, produced by Peace Naturals The flavour I am reviewing today is Blue Raspberry Watermelon. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Goofy Grape, by Chew Me, which is Weed Me's edible brand. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial

Hey pancakenap here today with another review of a Canadian gummy product. This is Kanha Strawberry, from Reef Organic. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand available on the provincial online store (that I haven't seen

Hey pancakenap here, doing another group of gummy reviews. This one is on Dynathrive Apple Cider Vinegar gummies, which is a CBD gummy done by a producer called Dynaleo. Gummy Reviews For these gummy reviews I grab one offering from every brand

Hey pancakenap here. Gummy Reviews Preparing to do some more gummy reviews from the legal side coming up. Thought I’d post this review on a gummy product that came from the legacy side, for comparative purposes. Short review here. There’s no ingredients list

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

GUMMY REVIEWS This review is part of the second set of gummy reviews completed March of 2021. TIMING All reviews were completed within an hour of each other. REVIEW PROTOCOL I make comments on sensory elements of each gummy. And I’ve summarized comments from a

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed last of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. As I said before, there’s no set protocol with these reviews. I try to get you all the sensory observations needed to approach the product; and I’ll tell you

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 6th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. Time of review was 6:28pm. Again, no set protocol with these reviews. I've lazily reviewed a few chocolate review criteria, and I make sensory observations about the

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 5th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. No set protocol with these reviews. I make sensory observations about the product only. Consumer Report In lieu of price and content calculations based on my small purchase dataset,

CHOCOLATE REVIEWS Reviewed this one 4th of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. Again, no set protocol with these reviews. I make sensory observations about the product; and I’ll tell you my preference, in hopes it helps you make your

Chocolate Reviews Reviewed 3rd of the 7 chocolate reviews I completed in March. As I said before, there's no set protocol with these reviews. I try to get you all the sensory observations needed to approach the product; and I'll tell you

Edible Reviews Second in the set of 7 chocolate reviews here. All reviews were completed concurrently, within about an hour. And there's no set protocol. I make sensory observations, and provide comment based on my personal preferences. Consumer Report I've decided not to add price

Edible Reviews I completed 7 chocolate reviews in March of 2021, this is the first of the set. All reviews were completed concurrently, within about an hour. And there's no set protocol. I make sensory observations, and provide comment based on my

Intro One dimensional, faint taste and tons of pseudoscientific marketing nonsense are the hallmarks of this I.C.C. cartridge from Kolab Project.  It’s Squid Pants here taking a bullet for all you good people. I.C.C. My guess is here I.C.C. is meant to stand

Hey there, pancakenap here, with a hash stick, by Hazel. Product Description Bought this at Value Buds, where there was no description given, just says indica on the label. I've seen this listed elsewhere and the vendor lists the offering as Death

Hey pancakenap here, with a review on Atlas Growers Terp Sauce. I have a few postive reviews for this producer, and their flower brand Natural History. So I'm surprised to say I didn't prefer this product and I'm having difficulty bringing

Hey pancakenap here, with a retail hash review, Simply Bare SFV OG Kush This is my first retail hash review. I haven't yet come up with a specific criteria to relay quality, so this review will be mostly descriptive. Basics I’m

Introduction It’s Squidpants bringing you a retail review.  This time we are looking at a hashish offering from the legal market, some dry sift from The Batch.  The Batch harkens back to the olden days when the type of weed you

Intro It’s Squidpants here checking out a half gram cart from Greybeard.  Love them, hate them or whatever them oil pens in whatever form are a non-trivial part of the legal and black markets.  On the good side they are convenient,

Hey pancakenap here, we're looking at Paradise Seeds' Delahaze. This is a live resin product, sold under the San Rafael '71 brand. This product was available in Alberta summer of 2021. San Rafael also offers a Pink Kush, but I waited

Looking at a one gram vape cartridge containing delta-9 distillate today. No brand here, this is legacy product. Vape Cart Experience This review is written by a vape cart rookie, I've got 2 under my belt at the time of writing. Technically

Reviewing an unbranded shatter product here. Check back to my other reviews of legal shatter products. This is legacy shatter, so price and quality are the interesting points to compare back to the legal reviews. Quick note outside the usual scope of

Was really impressed by the Kolab ICC diamonds, both from a quality and price standpoint, Tropicana Cookies. By both measures it was better than the diamond product I had reviewed previously. I felt a bit of pride for Canadian cannabis; thinking

Looking at Kolab’s live resin product here today. This is ICC THCA Diamonds. This is listed as a hydrocarbon extraction, it’s a live resin product but they talk more about THCA and Diamonds in the product description. And you can see

Looking at a live resin product today, this is Aurora's San Rafael '71 OG Chemdawg. The description calls this a hydrocarbon extraction, butane or propane is a typical solvent for this type of product. And it's a live resin, which leads

Looking at Qwest's Blendcraft Sativa shatter today, a half gram package. BUYER MOTIVATION Was also trying a cheaper option VISUALS Good, looks clean. Nice balance between opaque and transparent. Leaves very little residue after use. FEEL Can be hand loaded SMELL No smell TASTE Little or no taste at all. VALUE Costs

Checking out Dad Bod Sativa shatter today. This was listed as Sour D, but you could peel pack the label to see it was previously called Sour Grape, which, strangely enough, is the feeling I got from buying this. I do the

Reviewing a wax product here. This is Qwest's sub-brand Blendcraft, and the product is called Sativa Wax. Review Protocol This is the first wax review I've performed. Just going to give sensory analysis, no price analysis. Also not going to use the Volcano

Here we review a pre-roll product, this particular one is Grand Daddy Purp. This is produced by DelShen, sold under their brand 48 North. The package included 3 pre-rolls, total weight of the dried cannabis across the 3 was 1.05 grams, so

Today we review Blend 14 Pre-Roll by Canaca or High Park, better known as Tilray. This is the 13th pre-roll review I've conducted. For those just joining these reviews, I don't actually use this product, we're going to open it up

Today we have CannTrust's Gold Kush pre-roll product, this is sold under their Liiv brand and they call it Kinky Kush. We've reviewed Gold Kush before in whole flower form, I felt it's recommendable. Quality is evident for Gold Kush

Today, we review Organigram's Critical Kush (City Lights) pre-roll product. This is my 9th review of an Organigram product, and my 10th review of a pre-roll product purchased from the Alberta Cannabis online store. This particular pre-roll contains 0.5 grams of

Riddled with seeds and comparatively expensive, this Organigram Wabanaki Pre-roll yields no surprises. Hey everybody, thanks for joining me for another review. We're looking at Organigram's Wabanaki Pre-roll today. I've reviewed the whole flower version previously, and we'll see similar

Tweed's Sunset pre-roll demonstrates excellent olfactory properties despite containing a small amount of seed material. There are three main notes to take from this review. This Sunset smells fantastic. It is more expensive than its competitors. I feel there is less

Like the two previously reviewed offerings of CannTrust's Warlock, this pre-roll product contains a large portion of seeds. For this review, the rolling paper was removed from the pre-roll and a filter box was used to separate the dried cannabis material

Aurora thoroughly disappoints with their Aurora Aces THC Indica Pre-Roll product, which includes a large amount of mature and immature seeds. This is my 4th pre-roll that I've removed from the paper and so far, they all have had seeds inside. I've

Like both of the previously reviewed Starseed products, this Jack Here Pre-Roll also has numerous seeds and lacks any detectable olfactory character. Today we review Starseeds' Jack Herer Pre-Roll. We've reviewed the whole flower version of this offering, feel free to

Aphria's Pre-roll product of Alien Dawg (Solei Renew) contains a staggering amount of seeds. The dried cannabis in this pre-roll is Aphria's Alien Dawg or Solei Renew. Check back to my review of the dried flower product for lineage and observations

Organigram continues their track record with another 2 offerings that include a staggering amount of seeds, this time it's their pre-rolled product. Below, we review Organigram's Pre-Rolled Casa Blanca and Trail Blazer Prohibition Blend pre-rolls by removing the paper and

We've got a gram of Subway Scientist in a Volcano, let's talk about it. I over-romanticize cannabis genetics, and I'm going to continue doing so. Value aside, preferred or hated, box branded or ziplock craft, I hope to do justice to